sarahsellaphix:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

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why-and-or-bother:

if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong

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daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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tyquil:

i feel like im watching dragon ball Z and goku is about to show up and fight final form neil degrassi tyson

(via shakitty)

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

relevanttosomeone:

feuillysfanclub:

in an effort to “get caught up,” Steve becomes the pop culture junkie of the group 

he lives for the looks of confusion on other people’s faces and makes increasingly obscure references in a not-so-subtle attempt at revenge

some are born hipsters, some achieve hipsterdom and some become hipsters fOR VENGEANCE

(Source: punkpeggy, via ravenclawcole)

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

(via falsitude)