George R. R. Martin doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge [x]

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digitalcrayon:

Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.

Okay, so you have this icon
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Not all that impressive, but still cute…

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NSFW ASKS

  • 1: When did you lose your virginity?
  • 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
  • 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
  • 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
  • 5: Favourite sex position?
  • 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
  • 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
  • 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  • 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
  • 12: How often do you have sex?
  • 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
  • 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
  • 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
  • 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
  • 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
  • 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
  • 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
  • 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
  • 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
  • 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
  • 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
  • 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
  • 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
  • 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
  • 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
  • 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  • 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
  • 30: Do you watch porn?

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"What is up with Giving Tree here?”

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diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

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iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

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iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

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thsi is the best day of my life

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this is the best day of my life

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idle3re8u5:

ascandalinthepolicebox:

it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible

really? because I didn’t feelimage

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